G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)


Nice visual effects (check the suits) help rescue the shitty and formulaic movie. The action is rather too loud, but the Paris chase sequence deserves praise. I wish a better lead actor was chosen; I wish there wasn't no past romantic connection with him and the lady; I wish there wan't no past connection between the two best fighters: the villainous one and the silent one. These are all badly-handled.